Urine trouble now! Drug-driver is caught by police with a ‘Screeny Weeny’ fake penis filled with ‘clean’ urine
- The 26-year-old motorist had been pulled over in the municipality of Suderholz, Germany
- A roadside blood test came back positive for cannabis
A drugged-up driver with a fake penis filled with artificial urine has been caught red-handed by police.
The 26-year-old motorist had been pulled over in the municipality of Suderholz in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Germany, for a routine traffic stop on Friday, 21st April.
Officers believed the driver had been taking drugs and a roadside blood test came back positive for cannabis.
But when police searched the vehicle looking for drugs, it became clear that the driver had been hoping for a urine test.
Officers found a fake penis with a push-button trigger fixed to a mini bladder loaded with artificial urine.
Image shows the fake penis, undated photo. A stoned driver, aged 26, was caught carrying it in his car in the Suederholz municipality, in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern State, Germany, on Friday, April 21, 2023
Under lab test conditions, fake wee comes back with the same results as pure undoped urine.
Police spokesman Marcel Opitz said in a statement obtained by Newsflash on Monday, 24th April: ‘The officers were suspicious that he was under the influence of drugs and the test was positive.’
It is unclear whether the driver is facing additional penalties for trying to fool the testing procedure even though the bogus penis was never used.
The fake penis – known commercially as a Screeny Weeny – is made of silicon and has a small button that triggers the urine function.
Makers call it the world’s best fake penis and the synthetic urine is kept in a thermal container in a special pair of pants, so it comes out warm.
Online searches reveal that there is also a version available for women and that they come with artificially created urine that is not distinguishable in the lab from the real thing, according to the seller.
Website kosmickitchen.eu which sells the product online, stated in the item’s description: ‘In terms of laboratory tests, the synthetic urine is the equivalent of healthy, drug-free human urine.
‘The proprietary CleanUrin passes all conventional tests, such as Ratisbonne Adulteration, Adultacheck10, and Adulteration 7SL.’
In another case, driver Simon S., 49, was driving his Audi when he was stopped by cops in the state of Lower Saxony, in Germany, in November 2021.
After immediately noticing his ‘dilated pupils, watery eyes and balance disorder’, police officers took him to the station for a urine drug screen.
Simon S. then decided he would use an artificial penis to avoid losing his driver’s license if he failed to provide a drug-free urine test.
But his scam failed after an officer noticed the 49-year-old man’s fake manhood and reported him to his boss.
In the end, the judge banned him from driving for nine months while also handing him a EUR 900 (GBP 787) fine.
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